So what do you do, if your dwarven mates have all brought themselves new dwarf Swords and battle Staffs? Huh? Why buy yourself one of these beauties of course!! This is a stylish yet functional axe that is equally at home cutting firewood as it is carving up the evil hourds of trolls, Orcs Gobblins and what have you. (Actually dont do this! Do not cut firewood with this blade, its really not designed for that purpose) Also looks great on the wall of your humble abode!
Not to be confused with having a number of employees to do your fighting for you! This is a solid metal ....er walking stick....yes thats it ...a walking stick...that allows you to walk freely without pain, and enforce your iron will upon those you come across whilst doing so. So basicalll this is a steel rod with a hefty weight attached which is great for playing softball, rounders, and occasionally smashing in the skull of your enemy (not that we here at TT would condone such actions in this politcally correct world) Yes it might appear to be a bit short if you are a giant like me, but then it's for Dwarfs isn't it? (actually it feels fine even for normal folks over 6 foot!!)
So this is totally worth every penny and YES we have one on the wall of our home!!From the new movie, The Desolation of the big Lizzardy Sherlock/Khan thingy, comes the Bow of Katnis.. er.. I mean of that Chic from Lost (or maybe its Ollies bow from Arrow) I dont know, but it is freakin nice though.